Products

10 oz. Spray Bottle

$5.00

Actual Best Mom - Monstera Magnet w/ Card

$10.00

Aglaonema assorted

from $10.00

Alocasia Azlanii

$25.00

Alocasia baginda ‘Dragon Scale’ VARIEGATED

from $75.00

Alocasia ‘Frydek’ Variegated

$75.00

Anthurium clarinervium

from $30.00

Anthurium veitchii

$65.00

Astrophytum myriostigma (Star Cactus)

from $12.00

Baby Plants

$6.00

Bookmark/Ornament: Plant Daddy

$16.00

Cactus on black Notebook

$6.00

Calathea lancifolia (Pet Friendly)

from $25.00

Calathea makoyana “Peacock Calathea” (Pet Friendly)

from $15.00

Candle: Smoke + Honey (Planted. Scent)

$24.00

Candle: “All the Fucks”

$24.00

Candle: “Because Men Like Candles Too”- Infused with Setting the Mood

$24.00

Candle: “Christmas Movie Watching Candle”

$23.00

Candle: “Crazy Cat Lady”- Infused with Excessive Facebook Posts

$24.00

Candle: “Fuck It.” - Infused with Just Fuck It

$24.00

Candle: “Garden Hoe”- Infused with Dirty Thoughts

$24.00

Candle: “Getting Paler Every Day” - Infused With "Sweater Weather"

$24.00

Candle: “Having Me as An Employee Is Really the Only Gift You Need”- Infused with Exceeded Expectations

$24.00

Candle: “Holiday Family Gatherings”- Infused with Competitiveness & Awkward Political Conversations

$24.00

Candle: “I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People”- Infused with An Unhealthy Level of Attachment

$24.00

Candle: “I Wet My Plants!”- Infused with Timed Lighting, Pinterest Soil Recipes & Zero Living Room Space

$24.00

Candle: “Make Them Planties Wet” - Infused with Proper Watering Technique

$24.00

Candle: “Meetings That Could Have Been An Email” - Infused with Silent Hostility

$24.00

Candle: “Menopause” - Fuck Off. Infused with Hormotional Temperature Tantrums

$24.00

Candle: “None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well.” - Infused with Circling Back to Your Previously Ignored Email

$24.00

Canned Chameleon

$18.00

Canned Hedgehog

$18.00

Canned Opossum

$18.00

Canned Pit Bull

$18.00

Canned Raccoon

$18.00

Canned Skunk

$18.00