Plant-Themed Products + Gifts

Gift Card

from $10.00

Philodendron “Pink Princess”

from $15.00

Cacti/Succulent Shooter

$10.00

Calathea ornata “Pinstripe Calathea”

from $18.00

2.5" Mini Booty Pot

$16.00

Bulk Incense

from $1.00

Palo Santo Sticks

from $2.00

Macrame Plant Hanger

$12.00

Pre-Filled Moss Pole

from $15.00

Aventurine Moss Nino

$15.00

Krampus Seasonal Incense

$15.00

Garden Hoe: Infused with Dirty Thoughts

$24.00

Mabon™ Incense: with All-Natural Coffee, Vanilla, Bergamot & Spices

$15.00

PULLOVER | Flowers Shall Grow

$35.00 $45.00

Plants Are Therapy

$25.00 $32.00

Blue Sage Herb Wands

$5.00

Only Thinking About Snacks, Weed And Existential Dread Sticker

$5.00

Dinosaur Friend Plant Stake

$6.00

Bandit Raccoon Porcelain Miniature

$10.00

Epipremnum pinnatum ‘Yellow Flame’

from $15.00

Drink Water, Love Yourself, And Buy The Damn Plant.

$25.00 $32.00

Crazy Cat Lady- Infused with Excessive Facebook Posts

$24.00

SunBlaster 26W CFL 6400K

$18.00

Cobra Porcelain Miniature

$10.00

Tyrannosaur-ACE Rex Pride Dinosaur Sticker

$5.00

Ste-GAY-saurus Pride Dinosaur Sticker

$5.00

Monstera Titties - Dolman T-Shirt

$25.00 $30.00

Fuck Earrings- Gold

$10.00

Hermit Crab Porcelain Miniature

$10.00

Friendly Phrases Plant Stake

$6.00

Wiggle Snake Plant Stake

$6.00

Iowa Heart Magnet w/Card

$10.00

LGBTQ Ally Flag Sticker

$5.00

Not Today, Mansplainer- Infused With "Well-Earned Confidence "

$24.00

Bi-ceratops Pride Dinosaur Sticker

$5.00

Tricks T-Light/Incense Cone Monster

$12.00